I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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