Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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