Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
zippers are such a cool invention
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Drunk is not a location!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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