Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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