I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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