He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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