I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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