I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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