how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
vagina is talking i cant
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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