a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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