brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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