She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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