FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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