do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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