Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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