i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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