I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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