One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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