You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
try to milk me bitch
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