Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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