i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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