i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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