Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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