just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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