Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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