They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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