Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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