thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
do nipples grow back?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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