I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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