super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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