For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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