i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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