haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
