We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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