They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
A bitchslap is in order.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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