i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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