sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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