Your tits are I can't wait for
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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