As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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