Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
