Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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