Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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