What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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