i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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