He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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