So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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