it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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