I wanna bring you to show and tell
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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