The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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