Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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