I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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