OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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