Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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