i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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