Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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